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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

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How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion