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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

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Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.