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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Nokia Phone Jokes More Nokia Phone Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.