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Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Reuse Jokes More Reuse Jokes

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.