Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

Explosion Jokes More Explosion Jokes

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Nokia Phone Jokes More Nokia Phone Jokes

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What do you call a happy Kia owner?

An optimast.

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader