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Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

Love

Love

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

Finnishe Jokes More Finnishe Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Reuse Jokes More Reuse Jokes

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

Explosion Jokes More Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank