We're Finnished.
A Nokia
Microsoft.
A Nokia.
Fill up the tank
An optimast.
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
With a cell phone.
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Because seven "ate" nine.
They throw a boat at it.
Launch
Nunja.
Use tomato paste.
Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.
Jail-birds!
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
