Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.