Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

Explosion Jokes More Explosion Jokes

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What do you call a happy Kia owner?

An optimast.

Finnishe Jokes More Finnishe Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

Nokia Phone Jokes More Nokia Phone Jokes

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr