Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.