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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.