Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song