Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)