Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.