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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I