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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.