Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.