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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."

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What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.