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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Sad Thing Jokes More Sad Thing Jokes

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.