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Sad Thing Jokes

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...