You only get laid once.
That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
Old Jed's a millionaire.
A fumble bee!
Berry Christmas!
A raspberry!
A lone shark
Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else
He felt his presents.
He felt at home with And/Or.
Cook them in the microwave
Crepetomaniac
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.