You only get laid once.
That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because we're Snowedin.
Berry Christmas!
A raspberry!
They take things literally
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
Holy Guacamole
Because he was married.
Long time no sea.
Cook them in the microwave
None because ice cream doesn't have bones.
