Sad Thing Jokes

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter