What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.