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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.