What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

A hamburger.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.