What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.