What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.