What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow!

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.