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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.