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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.