None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
They're both ready for use when a man is limp.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
There can be only one.
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
She had harp failure.
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."