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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.