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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!