Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
None. They live in eternal darkness.
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
You can unscrew a light bulb!
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
On a blind date!
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
