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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?