Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Depends on which method you try....
Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!
They both need three tugs to get into their slips.
Ayy, long time no see!
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!