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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....