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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

Removed

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

What does an old lady's crotch taste like?

Depends.

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....