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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

Http://www.wikifeet.com/

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.