Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

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Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

Http://www.wikifeet.com/

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.