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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

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How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)