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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.