Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise