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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!