Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Which operetta makes the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!