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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans