Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans