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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

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What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid