Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!