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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!