What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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Omelette you finish

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.