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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft