What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.