April Sale - 20% Off

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

Previous Random Joke Next
Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Omelette Jokes More Omelette Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette