What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.