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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

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What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!