What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.