How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

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If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.