What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.