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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

What happens when I die?

Idk...

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!