What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.