What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!