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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.