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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

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What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him