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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.