What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.