What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.