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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.