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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades