What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.