Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
He was too far out, man.
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
Because his life is at stake.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Because he's married.
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.
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