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How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)