How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

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How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.