Risk Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

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How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.