What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.