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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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What are short men called?

Friends.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!