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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Why is 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

Gt simplistic 10 letters

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman