What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!