What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!