March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Previous Random Joke Next

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11