Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.