Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton