Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.