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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What are short men called?

Friends.

Who's there! Arnold! Arnold who?

Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.