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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.