What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.