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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!