What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Previous Random Joke Next

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Bar Tab Jokes More Bar Tab Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!