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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.