What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!