Fun Guy Jokes

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.