Fun Guy Jokes

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Mush Room Jokes More Mush Room Jokes

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!