Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.