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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

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Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.