Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!