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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.