Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.