Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.