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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.