Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

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What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*