What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*