What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

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What wobbles as it flies?

A jelly-copter.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.