What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!