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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!

Where do crows go to have fun?

A crowbar!