What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What do frogs drink?

Hot croako!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun