What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Previous Random Joke Next

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.