How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why didn't the man go to dat place?

Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

A bundt cake.