When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
Matt
The punchline is too long.
A Jehovah's Witness.
Tennish
Because she was a girl.
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
To get his quarter back!
On a touch-down phone.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
