How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.