How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?

The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel