How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political