April Sale - 20% Off

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Previous Random Joke Next

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.