How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.