How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

What is the unit of power?

Yes.