What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels