Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.