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Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Mad Max Jokes More Mad Max Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!