Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"
Max
WITNESS ME!
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Diabetes.
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
Mexico & Canada
To cross the border into Canada.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
I'm in glove with you.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Just asking for a friend
And I have few friends in real life.
Toys arrrrrr Us.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!
