Max Jokes

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!

What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox?

Chrome.

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome