Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"
Max
WITNESS ME!
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
Because her hips won't lie.
Count star.
A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.
Wagmans.
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
No pun in ten did!
When the power goes off.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Frosted Flakes.
Chrome.
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
Because Chernobyl fall out
Because they wore them before it was cool.
