Max Jokes

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome

What is Nux's favorite browser?

Chrome.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot