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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy?

He was too far out man!!

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)