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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch