Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.