Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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What are you watching?

Our wedding video.

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)