Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

Previous Random Joke Next

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

John Snow Jokes More John Snow Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch