Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

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Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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It doesn't have windows.

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Any kind of moosic you like!

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A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.