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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.