Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.