Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

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What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.