Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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What is cosmetics?

Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.