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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

What is Jon Snow's favourite slang?

IDK