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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y