What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y