What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.