Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

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What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."