Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK