He quit running.
Progressive
He only sold left wings.
Remove only the top 1% please.
Because he hates capitalism.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Because he's two radical.
Bernie Sanders
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Mom & Dad
He can't stand the 1%
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
Bernie Sanders exists.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
His left one
Hindsight is 2020
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Bernie.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
Network.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Bugs Bunny.
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
Barbiecue.
By selling your camera.
He was outstanding in his field
They though it was Riel funny!
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
You need to get ahead of lettuce
I met a knight
