He quit running.
Coconuts have hair
They all dress like Dobby.
I'll take your money!
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Roommates
Progressive
Because AIR IS FREE
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
He only sold left wings.
Remove only the top 1% please.
Because he hates capitalism.
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Because he's two radical.
SWV (sisters with voices)
Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Bernie Sanders
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Mom & Dad
Progressive.
Damn E-mails!
He can't stand the 1%
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Bernie Sanders exists.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
His left one
Earning Sanders.
Hindsight is 2020
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
All their supporters are home with sick kids
To Mecca Bingo.
They Turnip
Network.
Chapped lips
A tire.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
They both make up everything!
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
To find his rubber chicken.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
