He quit running.
Coconuts have hair
Progressive
He only sold left wings.
Remove only the top 1% please.
Because he hates capitalism.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Because he's two radical.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Bernie Sanders
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Mom & Dad
He can't stand the 1%
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
Bernie Sanders exists.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
His left one
Hindsight is 2020
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They both make up everything!
Me: Ice cream
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
His property was Fur Elise
"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
Discuss
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
Vote for Bernie in a primary.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
Because it had a bad motivator!
