Bernie Madoff Jokes

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!