Bernie Madoff Jokes

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.