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Bernie Madoff Jokes

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!