Bernie Madoff Jokes

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad