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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Where's my money?

A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.