What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.