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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.