What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!