What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.