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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!