What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH