How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard