How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.