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How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.