How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!