What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.