What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!