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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears