What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells