To get to the shell station.
Wheeeeeee!
On his shellphone
Dead.
With shell phones.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Exactly where you left it.
A slow poke.
A turtle. I was lying about the wheels
WEEEEEEEEEE!
Hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Can I bayou a drink?
Cause they can't stab them in the back
He went to the Shell station.
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
A slow poke!
A radical equation.
Right where you left it.
Weeeeeeeeee
Wheeee!
A Snapping Turtle
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Weeeeeeeeeeee
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Durashells
A slowpoke!
Shellfies!
Me: Because I'm a plumber
Play hide and shell.
Turtles all the way down
A reptile dysfunction
Nocturtle
Shellfies
WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A. Wheeeee!!!!!
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
Because turtles have such small ears
Because they can turtle you.
Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.
In the calf-ateria.
Taking shellfies with their shellphones.
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Laying mantises.
Standing on his head!
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest