What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.