What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Back Jokes More Back Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.