How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know