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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.