How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.