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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.