How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two? One?.... Or two?

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.