How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

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Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood