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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

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What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

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What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.