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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Miso Jokes More Miso Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

Japanese Food Jokes More Japanese Food Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood