Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.