Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What is true and false at the same time?

This

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans