Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!