Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."