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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.