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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.