Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.