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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again