What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!