What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!